SOLVING TOMORROW'S PROBLEMS YESTERDAY
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Calufax Time Repair is the world’s most comprehensive service for the cleaning, correction and edge control of time-related maladjustments and intrusions. We offer a number of solutions for treating both the cause and the symptoms of Time Saladism and other time-related illnesses. Contact us yesterday for all your problems with tomorrow.
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Continuity Errors
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Everyone experiences deja vu from time to time. But is that a sign of a damaged or altered timeline? When things stop "adding up" or when "lost time" becomes more noticeable, that may be a signal of abnormalities in the timeline. It may be "time" to call Calufax Time Repair!
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WHY DOES TIME BECOME DAMAGED?Some time abnormalities happen without any known causes; or they may be caused by travellers interfering with timelines out of curiosity, for fun, or for profit.
Time incursions by malicious parties may be extremely subtle; there may be no other symptoms for its victims than a string of ridiculously bad luck. However particularly flagrant adjustments of timelines can create massive backlashes like Doppelgängers, energy vortexes or even natural disasters. Call us before your time errors become a historical tragedy! |
WHAT IS TIME SALADISM?Clinically known as Post Scrambled-Time Disorder, Time Saladism is a condition that affects some persons who alter their own timelines. The journey back to one's correct place in time can be difficult and a bit traumatizing, and repeated time distortions may begin to affect one's daily life.
If you experience symptoms such as confusion, frailness, unusual facial hair growth or an abnormal love of candy, call our clinicians today. |