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CALUFAX TIME REPAIR SERVICES

SOLVING TOMORROW'S PROBLEMS YESTERDAY

Calufax Time Repair is the world’s most comprehensive service for the cleaning, correction and edge control of time-related maladjustments and intrusions. We offer a number of solutions for treating both the cause and the symptoms of Time Saladism and other time-related illnesses. Contact us yesterday for all your problems with tomorrow.

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Continuity Errors
Time Intrusions
Disordered Timelines
Time Saladism Treatment
Timeline Restoration

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Everyone experiences deja vu from time to time. But is that a sign of a damaged or altered timeline? When things stop "adding up" or when "lost time" becomes more noticeable, that may be a signal of abnormalities in the timeline. It may be "time" to call Calufax Time Repair!

WHY DOES TIME BECOME DAMAGED?

Some time abnormalities happen without any known causes; or they may be caused by travellers interfering with timelines out of curiosity, for fun, or for profit.

Time incursions by malicious parties may be extremely subtle; there may be no other symptoms for its victims than a string of ridiculously bad luck.

However particularly flagrant adjustments of timelines can create massive backlashes like Doppelgängers, energy vortexes or even natural disasters. Call us before your time errors become a historical tragedy!

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WHAT IS TIME SALADISM?

Clinically known as Post Scrambled-Time Disorder, Time Saladism is a condition that affects some persons who alter their own timelines. The journey back to one's correct place in time can be difficult and a bit traumatizing, and repeated time distortions may begin to affect one's daily life.

​If you experience symptoms such as confusion, frailness, unusual facial hair growth or an abnormal love of candy, call our clinicians today.

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CALL NOW: 1-415-231-1307
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